What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 09:54

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Dr No
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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